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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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"… its too early for this bullshit."

— Me, no matter what time it is (via natashakills)
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cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

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ho-sushi:

freddieboychilton:

it a nicholas cage

i have so many questions but i just can’t

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coyotegold:

I’ve been asking myself this question my whole life

coyotegold:

I’ve been asking myself this question my whole life

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dealanexmachina:

i-am-not-john-egbert:

mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

this is the greatest thing for many reasons

post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics.

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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stephanieahistory:

This is why I get livid when people make fun of Hufflepuff house, calling it’s students dumb or stupid or whatever. Helps Hufflepuff was the only one who wanted all the kids to be treated equally. She didn’t care about blood-status or anything like that. Wizard equality, people.

stephanieahistory:

This is why I get livid when people make fun of Hufflepuff house, calling it’s students dumb or stupid or whatever. Helps Hufflepuff was the only one who wanted all the kids to be treated equally. She didn’t care about blood-status or anything like that. Wizard equality, people.

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kingsleyyy:

poppin in like a good ol NEIGHbor

kingsleyyy:

poppin in like a good ol NEIGHbor

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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

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lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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